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I’m Marissa M Ward.

 

I like jokes that make people cringe, black coffee, hard rock, and dark liquor — and I’m also an advocate for the oxford comma.

I have a macho-complex that makes me highly competitive and entrepreneurial.

No one ever asked for a meme page about Mcdonald's, but they loved it anyways. 

I’m a stubborn, unapologetic workaholic, who doesn't believe sleep is technically necessary. 

When I’m not working, my favorite pastimes include spending money in London and pretending to work on my memoir.

 

Love me? Hate me? Either way, tell me how you really feel here.