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I’m Marissa M Ward.
I like jokes that make people cringe, black coffee, hard rock, and dark liquor — and I’m also an advocate for the oxford comma.
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I have a macho-complex that makes me highly competitive and entrepreneurial.
No one ever asked for a meme page about Mcdonald's, but they loved it anyways.
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I’m a stubborn, unapologetic workaholic, who doesn't believe sleep is technically necessary.
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When I’m not working, my favorite pastimes include spending money in London and pretending to work on my memoir.
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Love me? Hate me? Either way, tell me how you really feel here.
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